Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

Thinking back, I believe now that my family and I were the troublemakers in my Washington, D.C. neighborhood. During the 1970s, my mom would throw parties (salons, really) that were exclusively attended by women, sometimes too many women to fit in our Glover Park row house. I bet they didn’t make too much noise, but I’m sure some of the neighbors were scratching their heads.

 

My brother Oliver and I often did explore the joy of volume when we later encountered rock and roll. At a yard sale I picked up a large drum with a taut serpentine spring across its surface. We discovered that if one were to sufficiently increase the volume on the hi-fi while playing Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust,” the spring on the drum would vibrate sympathetically with the deep bass of the song, providing “live” percussive accompaniment. You can imagine how much the neighbors appreciated this auditory experiment.

 

Oliver and I played a lot of Frisbee back then, throwing the disk back and forth to each other in the front yard. Our front yard was only about 15’ by 20’, so we would take advantage of the yards of the adjoining homes. One time we realized that we could listen to our favorite records while playing Frisbee merely by moving the huge speakers of our record player to the front door and the front window. One of our elderly neighbors, who I haven’t thought of in a long time, and who has probably been dead for 25 years, dropped by to talk to us about the volume of our music, inquiring whether or not we were hard of hearing. I think he once worked for the Central Intelligence Agency.

 

The Shambhala Buddhist Lama Sakyong Mipham once said that “Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don’t even notice it.” I found myself reflecting on karma this morning when deciding what to do about our neighbor’s dog. Perhaps our neighbor, too, is hard of hearing, for after she lets her dog out at 10 PM, 1 AM, or, most mornings, 6 AM, she seems not to hear the incessant barking that has fractured our sleep. That dog has a message that can be easily hard over the collective message of I-80, built along the same road that Mark Twain took to visit San Francisco, or the subtler message of the crickets, who perhaps are celebrating that all the frogs have disappeared. I sometimes wonder if that dog is the insistent reincarnated soul of that elderly neighbor who seeks to remind me of my childhood appreciation of the deep bass, the sympathetic drum, and the speakers in the windows of our home on Tunlaw Road.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about fathers and sons, Japanese companies, bricks and mortar, Republican governors, Oscar-winners (including one born in Mexico), women who are not Taylor Swift, football on television, wrestling, missing systems, POTUS, stingers, times and places to wear jeans, two unusual words (so bring your linguist), musicians, “yule lines” for Santa, tabloid rumors, that which binds and limits, martial arts, best-selling memoirs, rich white dudes, African countries, organic chemistry, big prizes, awful diseases, Greek cities, Las Vegas, IT workers, and Shakespeare.

 

Do join us tonight for the fun.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.   What product used this tagline? “Image is nothing. Thirst is everything. Obey your thirst.”

 

  1. Internet Culture. Yesterday was the anniversary of the death of Steve Jobs. How many years?

 

  1. California. After LA and San Diego, what is the third most-populous city in California?

 

  1. Four for Four. Which of the following states, if any, are home to the closest 2014 midterm Senate races (with less than a 4% spread)? Colorado, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan.

 

  1. Sports.   The number of medals that Michael Phelps has won is also the same as the following: the sixth discrete semiprime number, the atomic number of titanium, the retired jersey numbers of Jim Palmer, Clyde Drexler, and Emmit Smith, the number of yards in a chain, and the name of a song on Taylor Swift’s album Red.

 

 

P.S. James Ragan reads Thursday night at 9 at the John Natsoulas Gallery, and you should come. James Ragan is an internationally recognized poet, playwright, and essayist. Translated into 12 languages, he has authored 8 books of poetry including The Hunger Wall and The World Shouldering I.  He has read for six heads of state and in 1985, was one of 4 poets including Seamus Heaney, Bob Dylan and Robert Bly, invited to perform at the First International Poetry Festival in Moscow.  Honors include three Fulbright Professorships, two Honorary Doctorates, the Emerson Poetry Prize, 8 Pushcart Prize nominations, a Poetry Society of America Citation, and the Swan Foundation Humanitarian Award.  Ragan’s plays have been staged in the U.S, Russia, Greece, and China. He has worked on staff during the making of The Godfather and in production on The Deer Hunter, The Border and recently, The House. He is the subject of a documentary, “Flowers and Roots,” based on his life in the arts (Arina Films, 2014). For 25 years he directed the Professional Writing Program at the University of Southern California.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

The fall quarter has finally begun for me, for I’ve just finished teaching my first writing class: “Topics in Journalism: Silicon Valley and Internet Culture.” In some ways, I’ve been in training to teach this class since I first started hosting “Dr. Andy’s Poetry and Technology Hour” on KDVS back in the year 2000.

 

Sometimes I envy people who work just the one job. I’ve been a journalist for the entirety of this century, but I’ve also been a university faculty member, an ed-tech administrator, an arts and poetry activist, a published author, a marrying minister and, of course, a quizmaster. Just this past Thursday, one of the members of one of our most regular teams, The Mavens, said that she had trouble recognizing me in my multicolored Poetry Night shirt rather than the authoritative black I wear Monday nights. With all these jobs, I sometimes feel like the speaker of the Talking Heads song “Life During Wartime,” who says,

 

We dress like students, we dress like housewives,

or in a suit and a tie.

I changed my hairstyle so many times now,

I don’t know what I look like!

 

As Whitman says, “I am large, I contain multitudes.” I wish for simpler lives for my students. How great to focus on the one occupation, say, being a journalist, and spend a lifetime moving towards expertise, and then to mastery! The dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov knew that the benefits of this sort of mastery can come with the sort of obsessive focus from which everyone in the audience benefits. Baryshnikov said, “No matter what I try to do or explore, my Kirov training, my expertise, and my background call me to return to dancing after all, because that’s my real vocation, and I have to serve it.”

 

That said, Baryshnikov has also been nominated for an Academy Award and a Golden Globe for his acting. I guess sometimes the focus he brings to one vocation can translate to another.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on food and drink, because one of the Fairfield School moms keeps demanding it. Expect also questions about that which must be obeyed, incendiaries, contemporary captains of industry, unemployment, favorite US states, North of LA, the iPhone 6, the Periodic Table, American patriots, French words, exes, tire production, solo praise, baseball, noses, darkness, sustaining books, coagulation, platinum songs, the Mediterranean Sea, potatoes, Pilgrims, ice, weariness, poetry, Formula One drama, going hungry, grizzled leaders, curious cases, alliterative names in movies, Paris, snakes, that which is rich and fantastic, A-listers, graphic novels, words that begin with E, metals, and Shakespeare.

 

The Mavens won’t be joining us tonight, regrettably, so there might be room in the packed pub for your team if you arrive by 6:30 for tonight’s edition of the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz!

 

See you tonight.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Internet Culture. Yesterday CNET ran with a headline that read “Meet BLANK, the social network that wants to be the anti-Facebook.” Fill in the blank.

 

  1. U.S. Geography. The only location in the U.S. where four states meet, what are the four states that touch “Four Corners” in the southwest?

 

  1. Space Travel. What was the name of the lunar module used on the Apollo 11 moon landing mission?

 

  1. Four for Four. Which of the following prominent men, if any, was the son of a mother or father born in Syria? F. Murray Abraham, Mahatma Gandhi, Steve Jobs, Freddie Mercury.

 

  1. Pop Culture – Music. Two artists have simultaneously occupied the top three positions of Billboard’s Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. One is 50 Cent. What is the mononym of the other?

 

 

P.S. This coming Saturday at noon at the David Public Library my wife Kate and I will be speaking on a panel about raising kids with special needs. And then the next day, Sunday the 12th at 1 PM, I will be reading new poetry at the Davis Cemetery’s Celebration of Life. I am opening for Grateful Dead keyboardist Bob Bralove. I hope to see you at one of these events!

P.P.S. Also expect film questions tonight.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

September is almost over, and with it for me an extended season of officiated weddings. This morning a new bride thanked me for bringing a little bit of Davis to her wedding in Sacramento this past weekend. As an Aggie alum, she meant this as a compliment, but we might wonder what it means to bring a bit of Davis to another location, and how comfortable others are with this importing of 95616.

 

Last night my wife Kate and I were discussing the inevitable culture shock that any of us would feel when visiting another part of the country, or another part of the world. During visits this past summer, some of Kate’s Chicago friends accused her of being too slender, for example, while we know that, because of concerning family health history, Kate’s focus is entirely on health and fitness. In my experience, here in Davis we support each other’s best health choices with frequent talk about nutrition and exercise.

 

We sometimes find ourselves in times and places in our lives where it is difficult to make healthy choices. In some parts of the country, and in some parts of California, the food choices are so limited (or the television advertising so pervasive) that people grab the default prepackaged foods that can stay “fresh” a long time on the store shelf. By contrast, here in Davis we generally appreciate and choose the fresh foods we can find at the farmers market, the Davis Food Co-op, and in our salads at de Vere’s Irish Pub. Likewise, while in some cities people spend a lot of time complaining about lengthy commutes and expensive parking, here in Davis our Mayor Pro-Tem Robb Davis gives public speeches about how and why he decided to give up the family car. And I think we lead the nation in the percentage of our residents who commute by bicycle.

 

I would guess that most people who live in Mobile, Alabama or Fairbanks, Alaska hope that their value system – one that reflects local interests and influences – will spread to other parts of the country, and be adopted by people who quickly admit the wisdom of the conversion. We certainly feel that way here, with the hopes that all of us will make healthy choices about sustainability (and, for that matter, about conflict resolution and respect for diversity). I’m sure some people wonder whether our own organic, non-smoking and often gluten-free Weltanschauung is rooted in generosity, or just our own Davis brand of provincialism. Our summer vacations are over, but perhaps we could all benefit from additional travel opportunities in 2014.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about British history, muscles (two questions), CNET, Syria, US states, space travel, Mononyms, athletes with incredible discipline, Nobel Laureates, wits, speed, unusual words that start with the letter T, mayors, fictional names that are anagrams of one another, thicknesses, putting the children first, geniuses, controversial books, Oscar-winners, short titles, dead favorites, nine-letter places I have not yet visited, jazz musicians, funny nicknames, prominent living Americans, and Shakespeare. Regrettably, the Quiz will not include any mention of the word Weltanschauung.

 

I don’t know if you have noticed, but the UC Davis students have returned, and their parents are visiting. Consequently, I encourage you to come early to tonight’s Pub Quiz in order to secure a table. See you then!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Internet Culture. According to the Wall Street Journal, how many new iPhones did Apple sell this past weekend? Was it closest to 100,000, one million, ten million, or 100 million? Most teams answered this question correctly.

 

  1. Famous Ships. The ship that took Charles Darwin on his famous research trip in the 1830s was the HMS WHAT? Shouldn’t everyone know this?

 

  1. That Crazy Rand Paul. Rand Paul recently said in a speech that he would like to eliminate all executive orders by all U.S. Presidents ever in the history of our nation. What does your host, Dr. Andy, feel to be the most important of our nation’s executive orders so far? Not everyone answered this correctly, but I think everyone agreed with my opinion. A curve-ball question.

 

  1. Four for Four.    Which of the following stars of the film The Hunger Games, if any, were born in Kentucky? Woody Harrelson, Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence, Stanley Tucci. People like me to ask Hunger Games and Harry Potter questions.

 

  1. Science.   What seven-letter adjective do we use for the waves caused by an earthquake?       I liked the incorrect answer “Tsunami” for this question. Clever, but wrong.

 

P.S. On this coming Thursday evening, Poetry Night will feature the work of two Davisites: Julia Levine and Denise Lichtig. Both are talented writers, and both are well known in Davis for reasons outside of (or in addition to) their poetry. I hope you will join us Thursday at 8 at the John Natsoulas Gallery.

 

Welcome to Davis

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,
The Poet Laureate of Davis has been meeting the expectations of his office with great gusto! In the last week I have lectured on sonnets at the high school English class of Pub Quiz regular and frequent champion Dianna Huculak, hosted a reading by Davis poets Henry 7 Reneau, Jr. and Allegra Silberstein, given my own reading atthe Unitarian Universalist Church of Davis with the poet James Lee Jobe, read a global warming poem at the People’s Climate Action Day at Farmers Market Park, and finally I was publicly interviewed for an hour-long podcast with the former Poet Laureate of Sacramento, Bob Stanley. I also wrote a half-dozen poems, at least a few of which will appear in much improved form in my next book, Tentacle, to be published in 2015.
The global warming poem that I will share here, “Gecko at Noon,” was also published in the Davis poetry anthology Entering (edited by the aforementioned Allegra Silberstein). I wrote it a year or two after watching Al Gore’s documentary An Inconvenient Truth at the Varsity Theatre.
Gecko at Noon
I
When it is hot,
when the ground sparks like the thought of lightning
and the air is so thin that the birds just wait it out,
that’s when I emerge.
Hot hot hot hot hot
I sample the stunned insects,
big black beetles that scramble in my mouth,
green katydids that jumped too late,
the complacent moth.
My neck twists like a rope;
my eyes are little suns.
Driven by absence, by lack, by
The sun, it is crushing, crushing
We are small and becoming smaller,
bug-eyed in the bush;
we are like mercury underfoot,
just as toxic.
II
Once it was cancer, the slow crab at the end.
Now we are becoming hormonal misfits,
each generation afraid of the next.
We dare not look into their faces
The land is like the original bush,
still burning after three thousand years,
still giving orders,
still blanching the locals.
They are stuck in the book,
but they ache for a cycle.
Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on books and more books, but too little poetry. Expect also questions on famous boats, articles from today’s Wall Street Journal, dogs, Stanley Tucci and other even more famous actors who appear in movies with him, the bay area, license plates, radish cousins, California cities, London, Rand Paul, virtuosos, “the most powerful man in BLANK,” increasing bitterness, red cups, obesity, Jane Goodall, crime dramas, roaring anthems, Madame’s complaints, beloved notebooks, California prisons, Ireland, happiness, big cities, Sacramento notables, and Shakespeare.
I hope you can join us this evening for the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz!
Your Quizmaster
Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:
  1. Mottos and Slogans.    According to the advertising slogan, “There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s WHAT?”
  1. Internet Culture. What company confirmed it’ll acquire the studio that created the hit “sandbox” game Minecraft for $2.5 billion?
  1. French Words. The most common French word for “bread shop” or “bakery” start with what letter?
  1. Four for Four.  Which of the following were parents to three children? Hamlet Sr., King Lear, Prospero, Shakespeare himself.
  1. Pop Culture – Music. The biggest hit for American dance duo Reel 2 Real was a 1993 reggae fusion Eurodance number that became the theme song for the Madagascar animated films. In the song, the speaker repeatedly proclaims that he likes to do something. According to the song’s title, what does he like to do?
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Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

One of my favorite faculty members at UC Davis is an art history professor named Hegnar Watenpaugh. She and I met with a couple of her colleagues this morning to talk about the sustained and sustaining importance of art and art history to Art History majors at UC Davis, and too many other undergraduates. The conversation was so enjoyable and so lengthy, that I barely have had time today to share with you the hints for tonight’s Pub Quiz.

I added a Picasso question in honor of my friend Hegnar. Expect also questions about money, bread, sandboxes, four, Eurodance, and young NBA stars. Expect also questions about grandiloquence, food measurements, nitrogen, drama, and champagne. Many people like reggae, if they give it a chance. And everyone appreciates inspiring quotations, even skeptical hipsters who mock them. Tonight you will find questions about elderly bigots, Flying, Thomas Edison, and presidents of the United States. Every month is poetry month for me, but tonight we will also talk about theater, British politics, faraway national parks, and moose. If you have been listening to National Public Radio this week, and reading all of the most sophisticated magazines, journals, and blogs, I’m sure that you will do well on tonight’s pub quiz. I have not yet written the Shakespeare question.

See you tonight!

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Newspaper Headlines.  As you may have heard, fire has broken out on Colossus roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain, destroying part of the roller coaster at its crest. North of Los Angeles, what V city is home to the still smoldering ride?

 

  1. Police Officers. Inspector Abbeline, a real-life policeman who has been played by Michael Caine, Johnny Depp, and Hugo Weaving, most famously tried to catch a man named Aaron Kosminski. By what name is Kosminski better known?

 

  1. Four for Four.    Which of the following, if any, are among the top four most popular boy names in the United States? James, John, Matthew, William.

 

  1. Pop Culture – Music. Brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence are the lead singers behind the English electronic music duo who had a hit with the song “Latch.” Please disclose to me their name.

 

  1. Science.   What R word do we use for the hydrocarbon secretion of many plants, particularly coniferous trees?

 

P.S. Poetry Night takes place this coming Thursday. I hope you can join us at the John Natsoulas Gallery at 8!

 

Madame X by John Singer Sargent

Madame X by John Singer Sargent

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

I spent my weekend making new friends and celebrating the wedding of one of my favorite couples.

 

Imagine standing in an outdoors clearing, called “the chapel” by the longtime attendees of a camp in the Napa Hills. The wedding Officiant directs those congregated to behold the trees, the topography, the wildlife, the stream that they had just passed over, and the many sounds of the birds and insects around them. The sensory data of such a place could easily overwhelm until we realize our great advantage of being in such a holy place on a Saturday: we don’t need to make sense of it. How marvelous to behold such natural wonders with the sensibilities of the child or the poet: totally unhurried, and blissfully disconnected from our phones and other screens.

 

Such a place is wondrous in part because of the unusual stillness of the place. We spend most of our lives rushing about. The bride and groom, for example, are two of the most accomplished people I know, and their gaits are as quick as their intellects. My wife Kate often remarks to me how impressively fast they walk, as if their enthusiasm for the sports they love drives their momentum. He on his skis, and she on her bicycle, they are lovers of speed. The poet Dante said “The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time,” and certainly this bride and groom waste no time. Wise people indeed.

 

A clearing gives one a moment to pause and reflect. The importance of a clearing is found in the contrast with what is found around it. We spend most of our lives walking though challenging terrain, crashing through the underbrush, becoming more accomplished and more impressive. Our resumes and our LinkedIn profiles grow and grow. Sometimes I find it a wonder that we have time to meet each other at all.

 

The bride and groom are much beloved, and the story of the birth of their relationship is well known to those who have gathered. Soon after they met (or re-met), he was leaving for a London visit to give some talks and enjoy some theatre. She asked for details: flight numbers and itineraries. Such bravery and confidence! Soon his departure date became their departure date. Ambitious, curious, and joyful: they have found adventure together.

 

And now in this magical clearing, they are, as Stevie Wonder would say, “Happier than the Morning Sun.” To each half of this lucky and esteemed couple, I say, you have met your match. I am honored to be one of many who applaud that union.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on the following topics: Joan Rivers, unusual sports, faraway republics, appliances, cruising in the slow lane, James and John, the right track, Hugo Weaving, Forbes’ obsession with salaries, coniferous gifts, Saskatchewan farmers, public mistakes, Elton John, women who walk in beauty, England, biological ubiquity, Russia, measurements in kilometers, Seth Rogen, bird books, Czechs, alphabetical athletes, Benjamin Disraeli, De Vere Ancestors, wordy fears of conservative politicians, openings, Hank Williams, the accused, California, poetry, and Shakespeare.

 

We had a couple open tables last week because of the September 1 transitions in Davis. I hope you will come fill those seats tonight!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.    What magazine’s motto is a phrase that in Davis might be considered an insult: “The Capitalist Tool”?  

 

  1. Internet Culture. Apple’s planned introduction of a wearable product would mark Apple’s first entry into a new device category since the introduction of WHAT?

 

  1. Newspaper Headlines. President Obama told Vanity Fair in 2012 that he only wore blue or grey suits so that he would not waste any of his decision-making energy. Nevertheless, last week at his “we have no strategy” press conference, the President wore a suit of a different color. I am thinking of only one color that is the correct answer. Name the color.

 

  1. Four for Four.   Bartenders are some of my favorite laborers, so let’s remember them on Labor Day. Which of the following rum cocktails, if any, have been designated as “IBA Official Cocktails” by the International Bartenders Association? Brass Monkey, Cuba Libre, Mojito, Sundowner.

 

  1. Headphones. In 2012, what company’s U.S. market share was 64% for headphones priced higher than $100?   
Enchanted Hills Camp

 

 

 

 

P.S. Henry Renau will be our featured poet on September 18th. henry 7. reneau, jr. attended UC, Davis double-majoring in English and African/African-American Studies. He has been published in more than a 120 journals and anthologies, among them, Nameless Magazine; Mandala Literary Journal; The Chaffey Review; Rufous City Review; Black Arts Quarterly; The View From Here; Empirical Magazine; FOLLY Magazine: Entering: Davis Poetry Book Project Anthology; Tule Review; BlazeVOX; Suisun Valley Review; Tidal Basin Review; and Storm Cycle, 2013 Best of Anthology from Kind of a Hurricane Press. He was the winner of, and received an Honorable Mention, in the SN&R Student Poetry Contest for 2008. He was the 2nd place winner of an Academy of American Poets Prize (Celeste Turner Wright Poetry Prize, 2008), and placed 3rd in the 2009 Annual Jack Kerouac Poetry Contest. His upcoming poetry collection, freedomland blues (Transcendent Zero Press, 2014) will be released in September of 2014. He also has an upcoming e-book, physiography of the fittest (Kind of a Hurricane Press, 2014), to be released in November of 2014. Additionally, he has also self-published a chapbook entitled 13hirteen Levels of Resistance, and is currently working on a book of connected short stories.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

This coming weekend I get to officiate the wedding of a couple that I met through the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz. Having spent time at many meals and a few poetry readings since, I am beyond excited and honored to play a part in this joyous event this coming weekend. What’s more, the Davis couple in question are both musical and artsy, so there will be many performances and arts and crafts tables at this days-long event. Even Kate will be joining me this weekend, the first wedding of mine she will have attended, at least since our own.

 

On Labor Day 22 years ago Kate and I concluded our own days-long celebration of friends and family in Hinsdale, Illinois. A gentle mist began to fall upon our closest friends and family at our outdoor event right after we finished (obviously we didn’t get married in California), and at the indoor reception we dined heartily on Middle Eastern food before heading upstairs to the dance floor. On the second floor, we all danced so exuberantly that the DJ had to elevate the record player (!) to compensate for the juddering.

 

A recent unscientific poll of the members of my household revealed that very few people know the verb “To judder.” Therefore, you shouldn’t expect it to appear on tonight’s Pub Quiz. That wouldn’t be fair.

 

Speaking of the earth moving, I will be performing a poem before the City Council tomorrow evening at 6:30 and using metaphors stolen from Facebook responses to our recent earthquake. Immediately before or after that performed poem, I will be elevated to the position of Poet Laureate of Davis. There will be refreshments at this event, and you are invited to the City Council chambers to join us. You are not obligated to stay for the rest of the proceedings, though the Public Comments are often entertaining.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about capitalists, new device entries, decision-making energy, brass monkeys, market share, injection molded plastic, laboring in soft soil, dudes named William, short sports memories, indeterminism, transporting products (out), rhetorical repetitions, figurative oysters, movies, basketball, new brides, islands, popular books, swimming mammals, geometry, art history, noblemen, U.S. states, children’s books, Ellie Awards, holiday films, “it” boys, puffier postmen (such as Newman), football, pop music, torches, traveling France, contingencies, federated states, and Shakespeare. Sometimes something happens on a Monday afternoon that necessitates a substituted Pub Quiz question, and on a topic not anticipated by the above clues. Be advised.

 

Labor Day marks a change in the Pub Quiz season. Whether you are exhausted from moving, eager to start a new year at school or work, or managing other sorts of transitions, I hope you will still join us tonight at the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz! As you know, it’s often advisable for you and your team to arrive by 6 PM if you want to claim a favorite table.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Common Words. The most common English word that begins and ends with the Y has nine letters total. Name it.   

 

  1. Robin Williams. Robin Williams played Teddy Roosevelt in the Night at the Museum movies, including one to be released in 2015. What 20th century US President did he play in the film Lee Daniels’ The Butler?

 

  1. Pop Culture – Music. The hammers inside a piano are typically padded with what monosyllabic material?

 

  1. Sports.   Manny Pacquiao is a boxer and politician from what country?

 

  1. Science.   Butterhead, crisphead, leaf, oil, summerhead, and stem are cultivars of what?

 

One of my favorite wedding invitations

One of my favorite wedding invitations

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

For Davis schoolchildren, today is the penultimate day of summer.

 

The plans, the parks, the picnics, the trips, the swimming, and the ceaseless films: They all come to an end this week, as our children return to school. My son Truman has some concerns about his return to school, and the beginning of third grade. He still speaks fondly and wistfully for his days at Davis Parent Nursery School when learning was always disguised as play. As he ages, the assignments may seem more pedestrian and rote, and the connection to internal motivations may feel less clear.

 

Once we get much older, when we have more control over our lives, many of us can choose how we spend our time. Here’s how Seth Godin represents such choices in a blog entry that he published last month:

 

“Somehow, I always thought of my career as a series of projects, not jobs. Projects… things to be invented, funded and shipped. Sometimes they take on a life of their own and last, other times, they flare and fade. But projects, one after the other, mark my career. Lucky for me, the world cooperated and our entire culture shifted from one based on long-term affiliations (you know, ‘jobs’) to projects.”

 

I like how Godin represents work, as a series of projects (what we in our house call “adventures”) rather than as a lifetime of committed drudgery. With this in mind, I spent a couple hours that I should have used to write the Pub Quiz instead researching quotations about work that I will share with Truman. Perhaps I will put one a day in his lunchbox and see to what extent I can shift his attitudes, fortune-cookie style.

 

Just in case you would like to do the same for a child, or for yourself, I share the quotations here (one of which will appear on tonight’s Pub Quiz):

 

“Nothing will work unless you do.”

― Maya Angelou

 

“The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.”

― Richard Bach

 

“All happiness depends on courage and work.”

― Honoré de Balzac

 

“Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.”

― Alexander Graham Bell

 

“Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it.”

― Gautama Buddha

 

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

― Confucius

 

“God sells us all things at the price of labor.”

― Leonardo da Vinci

 

“If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old”

― Peter F. Drucker

 

“We often miss opportunity because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work”

― Thomas A. Edison

 

“Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.”

― Albert Einstein

 

“Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

“Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work.”

― Gustave Flaubert

 

“It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.”

― Henry Ford

 

“Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculating and being lazy. Laziness may look inviting, but only work gives you true satisfaction.”

― Anne Frank

 

“Rest and you rust.”

― Helen Hayes

 

“If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t anything you can’t do if you want to.”

― Jim Henson

 

“Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.”

― Gordon B. Hinckley

 

“Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.”

― William James

 

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”

― Thomas Jefferson

 

“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.”

― Steve Jobs

 

“Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them.”

― Joseph Joubert

 

“When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.”

― Henry J. Kaiser

 

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”

― Helen Keller

 

“No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.”

― Martin Luther King Jr.

 

“Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”

― Stephen King

 

“I am gradually approaching the period in my life when work comes first. No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.”

― Kaethe Kollwitz

 

“Inspiration usually comes during work rather than before it.”

― Madeleine L’Engle

 

“Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.”

― Vince Lombardi

 

“Derive happiness in oneself from a good day’s work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us.”

― Henri Matisse

 

“Peace demands the most heroic labor and the most difficult sacrifice. It demands greater heroism than war. It demands greater fidelity to the truth and a much more perfect purity of conscience.”

― Thomas Merton

 

“The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. Don’t wait for good things to happen to you. If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope.”

― Barack Obama

 

“It is only through disruptions and confusion that we grow, jarred out of ourselves by the collision of someone else’s private world with our own.”

― Joyce Carol Oates

 

“Inspiration exists, but it has to find us working.”

― Pablo Picasso

 

“I learned to always take on things I’d never done before. Growth and comfort do not coexist.”

― Virginia Rometty

 

“Do one thing every day that scares you.”

― Eleanor Roosevelt

 

“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”

― Theodore Roosevelt

 

“Social gains are never handed out. They must be seized.”

― Sheryl Sandberg

 

“In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don’t try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present.”

― Lao Tzu

 

“This is the real secret of life ― to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.”

― Alan Wilson Watts

 

“A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working.”

― Frank Lloyd Wright

 

“The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.”

― Émile Zola

 

I am curious to know which of these speaks to you the loudest.

 

If that’s not enough to think about, you might also consider that tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about popular music, Batman’s famous duel with the River Nun, cards, multicast videos, the titles of Beatles’ songs, materials, the word that Atlas and cinnamon and spectacled have in common, butlers, Harry Potter, work, hammers, politicians who dabble in other sports, eye surgery, cultivars, knees, record-breaking tenures, divisions of population, dining on music, slaking, fashion, two-word songs, disobedient children from Britain, common spices, “beer,” South America, real estate commissions (Hi Caitlin!), fonts, and Shakespeare.

 

Happy birthday to Erin Dunning. I don’t think the popular Bikram Yoga instructor has come to a Pub Quiz in years, but I still enjoy waving my hellos to her when passing her on some downtown street, each of us seeking to keep our children happy and safe.

 

See you tonight at the last Pub Quiz of August, 2014!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. What are the four words in the title of the Phillip Seymour Hoffman film that opened at the Varsity Theatre a few weeks ago, that last film that he completed before he died? Hint: The last word of the title is MAN.   

 

  1. Coffee Shops in Davis. What is the name of the independently-owned coffee shop in the Davis Oakshade Plaza in South Davis near Safeway?

 

  1. Sports.   What former UFC champion gave John Cena a one-sided beat-down at WWE SummerSlam?

 

  1. Science.   What J shrub commercially grown in North American deserts for its oils has the following nicknames? Goat nut, deer nut, pignut, coffeeberry, and gray box bush?

 

  1. Unusual Words. What four-syllable word refers to the study and practice of making maps?

 

Summer in Davis

Summer in Davis

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

Who will be the third?

 

That was the question asked of me by a friend after we realized that Lauren Bacall had died the day after Robin Williams. The “rule of threes” applies to celebrity obituaries, we have been told, and so when two movie stars die in quick succession, we look for the third. Ed McMahon died in June of 2009, and then two days later we lost Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett. Some conjected that the three appeared on the Tonight Show on the same day, but it turns out that that the two guest appeared a day apart, and Doc Severinsen was the guest announcer. We can be sure that the three encountered each other separately.

 

I remember looking through some old photographs after the death of my father, and seeing my dad on stage at some sort of awards ceremony in the 1970s with the late Andy Warhol and the late (columnist) Art Buchwald. These moments when iconic figures appear together remind us that we don’t often recognize the magic of synchronicity, or perhaps lucky happenstance. Amazingly, all the cast members of The Empire Strikes Back that I had met in 1980 – 34 years ago! – are still alive, and at least five of them will appear in the new Star Wars movie that is being filmed now (for the record, Alec Guinness did not do press for the Star Wars films, and Anthony Daniels was sick the day that I was walking around the Kennedy Center collecting autographs from Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Dave Prowse, and the like).

 

Still, a week after the death of Robin Williams, whose comedic energy and genius informed the lives of so many people born in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, we are left with the question: who is the third?

 

To many, the question is silly. I was shocked and saddened by the death of Robin Williams – on my radio show I spent 30 minutes discussing the meaning of his life and work with my own personal John Keating, jazz critic Will Layman – but when we consider the history of our nation, many say the more important death was that of Michael Brown, the African American teenager who had been shot six times by a Ferguson (Missouri) police officer, despite eyewitnesses reporting that Brown was unarmed and had his hands up in the air. His last words were “I don’t have a gun –stop shooting!”

 

Earlier this month a 22 year-old named John Crawford was talking to his mom on his cell phone while walking through the toy aisle at WalMart. Evidently another shopper had seen the young African American man picking out a toy gun, and had become alarmed. His last words, spoken to the police, were “it’s not real.”

 

Although no police were involved, we remember well what happened in Sanford, Florida two years ago. Some believe that 17 year-old Trayvon Martin’s last words were “What are you following me for?”

 

The 1955 kidnapping and murder of 14 year-old Emmett Till by men who, protected against “double jeopardy,” later admitted their crimes, helped to spark the Civil Rights movement.

 

What will the death of Michael Brown spark, beyond unrest and distrust in Ferguson, Missouri? We will have to see. Whether or not observers of the “Rule of Three” recognize Brown as the third notable person to have died last week, we can all be prompted to consider how we see the importance and function of celebrity in our culture. Although they can be entertaining, I doubt that weekly trivia contests help us value the important over the faddish.

 

Are you holding out for a hero? If one man has won over the community of Ferguson, it is Missouri Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson. Here’s what he said to a packed Greater Grace Church on Sunday:

 

“We all oughta be thanking the Browns for Michael, because Michael’s going to make it better for our sons, so they can be better black men, better for our daughters so they can be better black women. Better for me so I can be a better black father, and you know they’re gonna make our mamas even better than they are today.”

 

The people of Ferguson need to hear such encouraging words, but time will tell if Ron Johnson and other Missouri and government leaders can restore the peace, justice and freedom from police mistreatment that all of us deserve.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about celebrities and other amusing diversions. They will include Irish students, Fifes, hits that mattered, living legends, young adult literature, chromosomes, supervillains with German nicknames, fresh water, proposals, islands, runners and more runners, Mark Twain quotations, Kurt Weill and other composers, public radio, people named Davis, Billy the Kid, Anthony Tommasini, thigh crawlers, African American heroes, old shows, Czechs, words that start with the letter C (such as compromise), free states, shrubs, coffee, the City of Davis, movie theatres, dogs, social networking, and self-referential commercial slogans.

 

This coming Thursday is Poetry Night in Davis. Read below for details.

 

See you tonight in the packed auditorium known as de Vere’s Irish Pub, Davis!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.    Starting with the letter F, what 2005 book has the following tagline (subtitle): “A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything”?

 

  1. Internet Culture. Which of the following is the fastest-growing demographic on Twitter? 15-25, 35-45, or 55-65.

 

  1. Newspaper Headlines. For which film did the late actor and comedian Robin Williams win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor?

 

  1. Four for Four.  You know what the four largest US states are when measured by square miles of land, but which of the following, if any, are among the 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th largest? Arizona, Montana, New Mexico, Oregon.

 

  1. Young Actors. Named one of TIME magazine’s 100 Most Influential People in The World in 2010, what 28 year-old started his acting career by playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 

 

P.S. This coming Thursday at 8 the Bakersfield poet Marit MacArthur will be reading at the John Natsoulas Gallery. Opening for her will be the Davis poet Mischa Erickson.

 

Marit MacArthur, Associate Professor of English at CSU Bakersfield, earned her MFA in poetry at Warren Wilson College in 2013. Her poems, reviews and translations from the Polish have appeared in Southwest Review, American Poetry Review, World Literature Today, Verse, The Yale Review, Contemporary Poetry Review, Poetry International, ZYZZYVA, Peregrine, Airplane Reading. In 2013 she won the Elizabeth Matchett Stover Award from Southwest Review. Her first manuscript of poems, Things to Do in Bakersfield in August, which won a grant from the Barbara Deming Memorial Fund, is making the rounds seeking a publisher.

 

The open mic will start at 8, and the de Vere’s Irish Pub after-party at 10. Join us for any or all!

 

Coming in Threes

Coming in Threes

 

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

Vacation for me means I get to choose my work. A painter must paint, and a musician must fill her home with glorious sounds. I get to write poems. To practice such activities is the job and the pleasure of the artist. My literary agent Michael Larsen has often quoted the advice that editor John Dodds used to share with writers: “If anything can stop you from becoming a writer, let it. If nothing can stop you, do it and you’ll make it.”

 

If you have a day job (or several), as I do, then the artistic work has to be snuck into the schedule, or the artist must give up something else, such as sleep or sanity. Do you know the “Pick Two Dynamic”? This is the advice given to the overachiever who needs to make some tough decisions about priorities. For instance, the college student is told this: “Good Grades, Enough Sleep, Social Life – Pick Two.” The cynical poster for the film Friends with Kids offered three checkboxes with the words “Love,” “Happiness,” and “Kids” next to them, along with the directive “Pick two.” For products and services, you usually get to pick “cheap,” “fast,” or “good,” but not all three.

 

This morning I’ve been writing a long poem rather than finishing this newsletter on time. My muse is gone, and thus my muse is with me all the time. If indeed absence makes the heart grow fonder, then I have sought to represent my fond heart in poems, some of which I rashly text to Kate the moment I finish them. And then the editing begins, as I create something that I hope someday would warrant a print appearance, rather than a merely a Facebook post.

 

So as I am on “vacation,” this is how my hours pass: doing work. “Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else,” or so said J.M. Barrie, and really I would not rather be doing anything more right now than writing poems to Kate and spending time with my patient and wordless boy Jukie. Of course, tomorrow all this poetic productivity will end and the storytelling will begin as Jukie and I head off to the airport to retrieve the rest of the family.

 

Meanwhile, Kate has seen tonight’s Pub Quiz. She identified the unusual word, but had to rack her brain (which I don’t advise) when answering the questions about film directors. Expect also questions about hidden sides, Twitter, art galleries, rogue economists, big states, cities that are almost as big as Fort Worth, Harry Potter, American singers whom I had never heard of, the sport of cricket (your welcome), autographs, the French, two presidents, stability, script ROI, short stage names, third dashes, famous directors who are not named Hitchcock or Kurosawa, calling birds, world leaders, Europe, Madison Square Garden serenades, astrophysics, sibling Sarah, Sumo wrestlers, running shoes, equestrian needs, online demographics, African American literature, and Shakespeare.

 

The Pub was filled last Monday. Let’s fill it again tonight!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.    “Because you’re worth it” is an advertising slogan of what company?

 

  1. Internet Culture. What body of water is also a sequence of data elements made available over time?

 

  1. The Golden Gate Bridge. The Golden Gate Bridge has been declared one of the Wonders of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers. What category of bridge is it?

 

  1. Pop Culture – Music. The theme song for the CBS TV series Joan of Arcadia is a version of the 1995 hit “One of Us” in which we are repeatedly asked “What if God were one of us?” This song was the biggest hit by what female performer?

 

  1. Sports.   With a $115 million dollar contract about to be signed, QB Andy Dalton is officially the face of what NFL franchise?

 

P.S. August is National Eye Exam Month. I very much appreciate the service I have received at Helmus Optometry on 2nd Street here in Davis, and I am not just saying that because Joann Helmus sometimes participates in the Pub Quiz (though she should join us more often).

Pick Two

Pick Two (and fill in the corners)