Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

I once heard a comedian say recently that if you are not Dr. Martin Luther King, people are not going to be interested in your dreams. My friend the LA record executive and poet Brian Felsen, however, has expressed fascination with my practice of lucid dreaming, a phenomenon where the dreamer is aware that he is dreaming, and where he may even be able to exert control over the substance of his dream. I find myself able to lucid dream usually if three conditions have been met: I am well rested when I go to sleep (rather than utterly exhausted), I have an occasion to sleep seven or more hours (rare for me), and in the dream I find myself in some sort of perilous situation. Viewers of the film Inception know well the sort of peril that can face the experienced lucid dreamer.

This past Saturday I took both a morning and an afternoon nap (ahh, July), and then went to bed relatively early, perhaps wishing to sleep away the distress I felt about the Trayvon Martin verdict that had been announced a few hours before. While dreaming, I discovered that Ultimate Fighting Championship President Dana White sought to do me in, and that he had ordered many of his most famous mixed martial artists to pursue me, many of them on skis. My heart beginning to race, I woke up just enough to realize that I was dreaming, and then “went back in” to inform Mr. White that he and his goons would not be able to approach me, for I had grown wings and was armed with a laser spoon. As these deterrents were only minimally effective, I then warned Mr. White that I had affixed a great number of grand pianos high in the sky, and that if he or his hoodlums approached me, I would have to cut the ropes and let them drop. I fired a warning piano to indicate the seriousness of my threat. Sadly, the first piano went unheeded, and eventually additional Steinways had to be launched by the man with wings and a rope-cutting spoon. The conflicts in the dream began to resemble those of a Tarantino film, but I remained unharmed (if revulsed by the off-camera carnage). Before long I woke to realize, with some relief, that there was no spoon.

Dream interpreters might have made much of my antagonist being called “Mr. White” at a time when, as a nation, we are debating what happens when some people with easy access to weapons are further emboldened by white privilege.  Others might have fixated on the piano, noting that in my dream, music calmed, or at least immobilized, the “savage beasts” that were chasing me. Do we know for sure what dreams mean, or even if we should be looking to dreams to have meaning? Perhaps we should look to dreams to do what poems do, to communicate to us a succession of emotions, and to give us downtime opportunities to sort through our concerns, such as our renewed national concerns about fairness and justice.

As despicable as it seems for a man with a concealed weapon to follow (some would say “stalk”) a 17-year old local boy armed only with Skittles and iced tea, the Florida “stand your ground” law required the six jurors to focus exclusively on the conflict that Zimmerman had initiated, and to determine whether if, when Trayvon Martin responded to the challenge, the older man with the firearm felt threatened or fearful. Zimmerman’s lawyers convinced the jury that, in short, he was afraid. Many who followed the case closely felt that, given the court’s instructions to the jurors, the not guilty verdict was likely.

Yet we still feel stung by the loss of the young man, and begin to ask questions about what in the Pledge of Allegiance we have called “liberty and justice for all.” I’m sure many young people are re-examining their understanding of justice in America, perhaps asking Tolstoy’s question: “What is to be done?” When John was asked that in Luke 3:10, he responded, “Whoever has two coats should share with somebody who has none, and whoever has food should do the same.”

Many believe that “stand your ground” laws promote vigilantism. Indeed, in a society where we are encouraged to see people outside our immediate social group, and young African-American men in particular, as “suspicious” or even “ dangerous,” we can be sure that many more such young men will be stalked and confronted. African-American pundit Cord Jefferson wrote Saturday night that “For people of color, [the killing of Trayvon Martin is] a vivid reminder that we must always be deferential to white people, or face the very real chance of getting killed.” We should remember that we all benefit when we seek to understand, to appreciate, and to communicate our concerns peacefully rather than to exert the sort of unreasoning power and authority that we do in our lucid dreams.

 

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature questions about the promises we keep, franchises, Sean Connery roles opposite Audrey Hepburn, online photographs, outrageous plots, Ireland, the Rastafari, Phoenix and other places in Arizona, scientific TLAs, jazz musicians with second jobs, large antagonists, devoted spouses, ogres, UC Davis students, MJ, evaluating haystacks, film directors, superheroes, Angelina Jolie, famous cats, Winters, Academy Awards, Tennessee, diapers, Scientology, coenzymes, thrillers, California employment, films that take place in fast-food restaurants, dictionaries of color.

Congratulations to frequent past Pub Quiz participant Cami Beaumont for her directorial debut in She Creatures, a play that opens this weekend at the Barnyard Theatre. Are you seeing enough plays this summer?

 

I expect a full house this evening, so come early to claim a table.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

1.         Internet Culture. What has Apple made the default search engine for Siri in iOS 7?

 

2.         Newspaper Headlines.   The tabloids still call the mother of the child who will be the first ever Prince or Princess of Cambridge by her nickname and maiden name. What is that name?

 

3.         Banners. “The Star Spangled Banner” was made the US national anthem by a congressional resolution on March 3, 1931, and was signed by which President of the United States?

 

4.         Dance! What is the name of the dance fitness program (some call it a “craze”) created by Colombian dancer and choreographer Alberto “Beto” Perez during the 1990s?

 

5.         Pop Culture – Music. For the 2011 Guinness World Records, who was named the “Most Charted Teenager” following her 29th US Billboard Hot 100 chart entry on November 7, 2009 with “Party in the USA”? Who is she?

 

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

I hope you can join us again tonight, for we have such fun at the Pub Quiz, especially in the summertime when so many old friends can return to Davis from their other jobs and responsibilities to explore frivolity. We set aside a couple hours on Monday evenings to separate ourselves from the world – no cellphones! – and to take a break from our responsibilities. The Greek stoic philosopher Epictetus reminds us that “The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.” So it is at de Vere’s Irish Pub in Davis! Epictetus also inspired David Mamet’s “Practical Aesthetics” acting technique, so in honor of the two, we should expect at least two theatre / acting questions on the Pub Quiz this evening.

In order for the Pub Quiz to revitalize participants after a long Monday at work, I feel that it should celebrate those local, national, and global forces that might uplift us, rather than returning to the tragic and sensational that we might find in many subgenres of television news. I keep this in mind when writing pub quiz questions; I also need to be careful not to inadvertently stumble into some controversy or newsworthy calamity. For example, in today’s quiz I had planned an anagram that had included the phrase “unfit ace” and actors who play failed airmen. Now that we are discovering that pilot error and inexperience contributed significantly to Saturday’s Asiana Airlines plane crash at SFO, I decided to save that anagram for another night (and opted instead for something light about Nazi labor camps). Perhaps a better pub quiz topic would be the heroic flight attendants who saved so many lives on the tarmac Saturday.

As a Quizmaster who writes his own questions, I am limited by (and saddled by) what I know. Those who have attended the Pub Quiz for years might have figured out how to attune their own reading, research and receptivity to my limited ken of understanding, so I find myself obligated to ask questions about silly celebrities and internet memes, as well as expected topics, such as Irish playwrights and my favorite American artists. If you ever notice a significant absence in the covered Pub Quiz topics, please inform me of the oversight so I can make adjustments on future quizzes. That said, if a typically winning team asks for more questions on nautical terms or album rock music from the 1960s and 70s, I may just nod politely and misplace that mental note, for I like to see everyone in the winners’ circle, sooner or later.

Tonight the winners will be those who can answer questions about search engines, princesses, Longfellow, US Presidents, Alps, primates, fitness, teenagers, Colombian exports, yearly agricultural festivals in California, pitchers among my ancestors, fruit production, crescents, people born in San Francisco, wild swine, men who carry axes, Buzz Aldrin, hot gnomes, pre-history, human anatomy, the lessons of fear, proper gentlemen, rebirths, ripening, true or false questions about lawyers, the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, American energy sources, horrific heroes, people named Zod, that which is extinguished, actresses born in 1948 who are not Georgia Engel, political punch lines, spiders, funeral services and other transitions, the Chicago Bears, and Shakespeare. Speaking of political punch lines, I regret to inform you that there will be no questions tonight about Texas Governor Rick Perry, who announced today is intention not to run for re-election as Governor. One can only hope that he tries for the presidency again.

See you tonight! Come early to claim a table, for I expect another sold-out show.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.    What company started using the commercial slogan “Leave the Driving to Us” in 1956?

 

  1. Internet Culture. According to its trademark application, what will be the likely name of the wrist-mounted computer to be released by Apple, Inc.?

 

  1. People Named Roscoe. The American silent film actor, comedian, and director who mentored Charlie Chaplin, and discovered Buster Keaton and Bob Hope, had the first name of Roscoe. What was his last name?

 

  1. Sports.   How many of the top six all-time scorers in the NBA once played for the Los Angeles Lakers? Is it 3, 4, or 5?

 

  1. The Science of Food. What is the name of the protein composite found in foods processed from wheat, barley and rye that gives dough its elasticity?

 

 

P.S. Theatre in the Arboretum again this coming weekend, thanks to Common House Productions.

Dear Friends of the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz,

One of the regular readers of this newsletter commented on my diatribe against mobility scooters for largely able-bodied people who refuse to exercise, and shared a request that I next take on Paula Deen’s racism. I’ve actually never seen Paula Deen on television, not even when she appeared in a lachrymose state to make and deny confessions on The Today Show. I regret that a 60-something woman from the south has held or shared racist views, but from what I’ve read, she has shown some contrition, and since expressed anti-racist opinions during her apology tour.

Much more important would be Deen’s inimical effect on the health of the Americans who prepare her recipes or purchase her pre-processed foods. When one Google’s Deen’s name, one finds the USA Today headline “Paula Deen: The new face of type 2 diabetes” and the Business Insider article indelicately titled “The 10 Most Disgusting Things Paula Deen Has Ever Put In Her Mouth.” Here’s the first paragraph:

 

Chocolate pizza, butter cake ice cream, and Krispy Kreme pudding. Welcome to Paula Deen’s recipes, where Candyland gumdrop dreams come to fruition.

 

The gluttonous impulses that Deen’s (former) empire seemed to depend upon evidently don’t actually lead one to happiness. Today’s Atlantic includes an article titled “Study: People With a Lot of Self-Control Are Happier.” The Atlantic article finishes likes this:

 

What [the researchers] figured out is that instead of constantly denying themselves, people high in self-control are simply less likely to find themselves in situations where that’s even an issue. They don’t waste time fighting inner battles over whether or not to eat a second piece of cake. They’re above such petty temptations. And that, it would seem, makes them happier … if still just a little bit sad.

 

Speaking of my addictions, my wife Kate is back from a week in Pittsburgh where she helped to organize a conference to promote medical research into Smith Lemli Opitz Syndrome. Finally we will get to enjoy a meal this evening (including fries dribbled with cheese, because one should not deny too many pleasures in this life). As my boy Truman said when Kate was away, “Cupid is a genie who grants just one wish.” For me, that would be accurate.

Paula Deen will not appear on tonight’s Pub Quiz, though some of the topics raised above will appear in different forms. Instead, expect questions on driving, apples, national security, Disney, my brother Oliver, Los Angeles, quiet comedians, basketball superstars, silent Js, small Catholic countries, trials, protein, American women, gathering summons, words that start with M and C, union additions, intrusive hammocks, bays, glacial activities, pop songs from centuries ago, art and artists, superheroes, British girls, dangerous places, fashion designers not know for their fashion designs, astronomy, castles, baseball, bards, and Swiss winter resorts.

Thanks to all of you who expressed surprise that I didn’t include some expected topic or another in last week’s Quiz. I especially appreciated hearing from the Shakespeare scholar who was disappointed that I didn’t include a Midsummer Night’s Dream question on Midsummer’s eve. I will continue to present you with something unexpected at the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz. See you tonight!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

1.         Mottos and Slogans.    What business calls itself “The Nation’s Largest Used Car Retailer”?

 

2.         Internet Culture. What is the name of the Twitter-acquired mobile app that allows users to post six-second video clips?

 

3.         Newspaper Headlines.   Jeffrey Skilling had a decade shaved from his 24-year prison sentence last week. Of what company was Skilling the former CEO?

 

4.         California Mountains. Starting with the letter T, what mountain range is found southeast of Bakersfield and the Central Valley, and west of Mojave and the Antelope Valley?

 

5.         Pop Culture – Music. Ragtime began as dance music in the red-light districts of African American communities in two American cities years before being published as popular sheet music for piano. Name one of the two cities.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

As many of you know, earlier this month I spent almost a week at Disneyland, also known to children and Disney marketers as “The Happiest Place on Earth.” I myself have a rather vexed relationship with Disney, for I have concerns of how Disney films have unduly sweetened the fairy tales that I enjoyed as a child, how Disney films have taught girls to aspire to be princesses, and how Walt Disney’s own brand of conservatism manifested itself in his films and hiring practices. Neal Galber’s book Walt Disney: The Triumph of American Imagination reveals that Disney executives said they would “consider” the requests by 1963 civil rights activists to hire some African American people at Disney theme parks.

I saw plenty of diversity at Disneyland and California Adventures last week, for a cross-section of Americans flocks to the parks, liberally spending the money that many working class families have been saving all year. I also saw some fabulously wealthy families, including some that looked like their Disney adventures were being supported by Middle-East oil money (as suggested by hints such as jewelry and bodyguards). My wife Kate was concerned by how many niqābs we saw, for she sees the face-covering cloth veil worn by some Muslim women as indicative of oppressive patriarchal structures (in countries such as Saudi Arabia). I myself was struck by how out of shape America seems to be, for the rates of obesity of Disneyland guests are much, much higher than that of, say, Davisites or California university students.

With this in mind, I was grateful that at least the Disney theme parks to force Americans to take long walks (those who don’t rent the sort of mobility scooters that sometimes made me feel like I was on the set of the film Wall-E). In a country where, according to the CDC, one third of American adults are obese, the intense amount of walking and standing necessary to participate in the Disney experience means that many Americans will sample northern California personal transportation practices, as well as southern California weather. The huge parking lot that used to sit adjacent to Disneyland had long ago been turned into California Adventures, with actual topography (hills!) added to some parts of the park. The only people I saw on bikes were The Dapper Dans, a barbershop quartet riding a bicycle built for four. I guess Davis itself is a sort of theme park for bicyclists, an attraction that we should do even more to publicize.

I will say more next week about the extent to which the Disneyland experience has become a participatory advertisement for Disney merchandise, while I continue with this advertisement for tonight’s Pub Quiz. Tonight we will feature questions on cars, human anatomy, mobile applications, marriages, stings, mountain ranges, US citizens, red-light districts, net sports, World War Z, horses, superlative baseball pitchers, swamps, police, celebrities over 50, winter resorts, first names, TV shows that I had to discover for tonight’s Quiz, actors whose names are fun to say, people not named Alden or Brandon, noisy roof carnivals in California (anagram), musicians who act, math questions that involve taxicabs and really long numbers, German champions, astronomical portmanteau words, professional basketball, cover-ups, Minnesota radio, and Shakespeare comedies.

I hope to see you tonight. Thanks to Nat from The Wilhelm Screamers (a Hall of Fame team) for guest-hosting last Monday while I was away being happy.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

 

1.         Mottos and Slogans.    According to Time Magazine, what was the top political campaign slogan of 2008?

 

2.         Internet Culture: Modern Acronyms. What does the “mp” stand for in the term “mp3”?

 

3.         Newspaper Headlines.   According to National Public Radio, Governor Scott Walker is downplaying presidential buzz. Of what state is Scott Walker the governor?

 

4.         Four for Four.      According to the animated series Teen Titans, which of the following are members of the Teen Titans? Beast Boy, Cyborg, Robin, Talon.

 

5.         Fun and Games. What two letters in the board game Scrabble are worth ten points each?

 

 

P.S. I have been asked to read some original poetry with other authors at an event at The Avid Reader this coming Saturday night at 7:30. The event invitation can be found, surprisingly, on Facebook.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will be sub-hosted by the amiable and able Nat — the teacher, actor, and Gandalf impersonator — for he received so many stellar reviews the last time he guest-hosted, that I thought it would be wise and responsible to turn to him again. After the last time he ran the show, Nat said that he prefers being an audience member to being the center of attention, and who could blame him?. Hosting the Pub Quiz is an endurance event, much like the endurance needed to survive four days in Disneyland when the itinerary is being set by a seven year old. I’ve only been recognized here once.

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature only one question on Disney topics, and that one has been relegated to the “Great Americans” category. Expect also questions on 2008, digital sounds, Republicans with aspirations, cyborgs, civil rights leaders, Australians, nobles and Nobels, word games, musical cities, anagrams, slings and arrows, Argentines, talons, caterpillars, moving violations, short time periods, party founders, shoes, portmanteau words, the guardianship of children, basketball, CNN, bears, the best-selling songs of American icons, all sorts of music, banana slug poets, hammers, Abbey Road, legitimacy, forging, progressive movements, silver, big cities, fathers day, Euroleague titles, and Shakespeare.

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads who join us on Monday nights at the Pub Quiz. I will return to all the fun next week!

Best,

 

Your Quizmaster

 

And here are five questions from last week:

1.         Mottos and Slogans.    The motto of the city of San Francisco is Oro en Paz—Fierro en Guerra. Translate this phrase into English.

 

2.         Internet Culture. What is the name of the home-grown e-book application by Apple Inc. for its iOS operating system and devices?

 

3.         Newspaper Headlines: Leaker Edition.   29-year-old intelligence contractor Edward Snowden is holed up in what location today? Hong Kong, Reykjavik, San Francisco, or Guantanamo.

 

4.         Four for Four.     Which of the following astrological and meteorological terms (in singular or plural form) appear in the lyrics of “Over the Rainbow”? Clouds, Raindrops, Skies, Stars.

 

5.         Parachute History. The oldest parachute design appears in an anonymous manuscript from the 1470s. In what country was this parachute sketched?

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

 

Today is the last day of the school year that I have to wear a tie. My favorite professor of medieval studies, Kevin Roddy, used to teach in his full academic robes, as faculty evidently once did several hundred years ago in the original universities of Europe. Not quite that much of a traditionalist, I nevertheless teach my UC Davis classes wearing a tie out of respect for my students and for the profession. I think I originally started wearing ties in order to further legitimize my standing in the eyes of my students and my colleagues. I earned my PhD at the age of 29, and at least one of my friends endearingly called me “Professor Doogie.” Today people I know still feel compelled to comment on my age and my relative youthfulness. Yesterday I ran into one of my former professors in the park, and he expressed surprise that, as a middle-aged person, I didn’t have more gray in my beard. I wanted to ask him the obvious question: “Who are you calling middle-aged?” I did not point out to him that my two boys and I had just come from the Rocknasium where all three of us did some impressively childish rock climbing. I also neglected to tell him that I walk around an Irish pub on Monday nights entertaining really smart people in as goofy away as I can muster. I guess he could tell (or remember) how old I am, even though I wasn’t wearing a tie.

Chancellor emeritus Larry Vanderhoef had a summer rule about ties. Relevant administrators in Mrak Hall were to remove their neckties after commencement ceremonies, and were not to re-adorn themselves until the fall convocation. I have followed Larry’s rule with my own summer activities, such as with the T.S. Eliot class but I will be teaching this summer. Like Eliot, I have spent some time in St. Louis, Cambridge Massachusetts, and London, but unlike the great poet, I have ended up, as the Grateful Dead say, “where the climate suits my clothes.” All that said, for tonight’s pub quiz I will be wearing my standard black attire, out of respect for you, and out of my respect for the profession. I hope you will join us, perhaps a bit early because of the summer throngs, and because you wouldn’t want to miss me mixing my memory of Eliot and The Grateful Dead again.

Tonight’s pub quiz will feature questions on one or more topics raised above, as well as Spanish slogans, Apple Inc., international cities, meteorological terms, rainbows, Advice columns, hard rock, NBA basketball, skateboarding, blind heroes, lanky people, film directors, big families, rhythm and blues, the American Civil War, nutritious vegetables, the state of California, de Vere’s manager Josey, Martin Luther King Jr., Maurice Sendak, snakes, marble, Asia, comedians, changes, rushing, frontrunners, Disney, and Shakespeare. I believe my wife will playing this evening, so that changes the quiz a little bit. She is especially smart and “media-aware, so sometimes a few of my questions are a little trickier to keep things fair. And tonight I will not be wearing a tie, for, as Ted Williams once said, “I’ve found that you don’t need to wear a necktie if you can hit.”

Thanks for reading.

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Here are five questions from last week’s Quiz, which was won by The Penetrators:

1. Mottos and Slogans. What trademark motto of the Texas Department of Transportation has radically diminished littering in the Lone Start State?

2. Internet Culture. What blender company is notable for its “Will It Blend?” viral marketing campaign?

3. Characters Named Jones. What actor played Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones in King Ralph, Detective Jones in Fallen, and Roland Jones in What Planet Are You From?

4. Four for Four. Which of the people whose last names start with H died as naturalized American citizens? George Harrison, Phil Hartman, Alfred Hitchcock, Christopher Hitchens.

5. Science. About the size of a domestic cat, what North American mammal has the most teeth, at 50? One team that got this right drew a picture of what a mammal with 50 teeth would look like, and then noticed that their drawing resembled an opossum (the correct answer).

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Edith Bunker is a feminist icon, even though she’s known primarily as the somewhat batty wife of an amiably bigoted husband, Archie Bunker. Sometimes in the early 1980s and thereafter I would seek out reruns of All in The Family, Norman Lear’s groundbreaking drama, a show that was recognized with 22 Emmys and five spinoffs, the most of any prime-time television series. I watched Edith carefully and admiringly not because I was a big fan of the show when it aired originally (I was rather young), but because Jean Stapleton was a family friend whom I had seen on stage and conversed with many times. When I was a youth, she was the most famous person that I called a friend.

Every summer throughout her teens and 20s, and most summers thereafter that she lived in and around Washington DC, my actress step-mother did summer stock at The Totem Pole Playhouse, a theatre in Caledonia, Pennsylvania that would host tour-bus after tour-bus of theatre-lovers and octogenarians, of curious tourists who would come from New York, Philadelphia and Washington DC to see a troupe of players that often included Jean Stapleton. It was a family affair. Jean’s husband Bill Putch founded the theatre and gave my step-mom her first real acting job; Jean and Bill’s children John and Pam Putch were often seen onstage with their Mom. I fondly remember a production of Oklahoma in which all three sang and danced with a company of New York and regional actors who relished the opportunity to share a stage with such an important actress (who played Aunt Eller, who was also often played on stage by Margaret Hamilton). At after-parties Jean would talk to me about the satisfaction she gained from being in the same room with her audience, how the immediacy and excitement of a live performance trumped that she gained from her film and television work (though All in the Family was filmed before a live studio audience).

The children in our family grew up, and so did Jean’s, and California lured most of us away from Caledonia, Pennsylvania and other eastern cities. When my dad and stepmother married in a small ceremony at the family summer home, they invited only family, knowing that none of their friends should be offended at being excluded if they made a point of excluding ALL their friends. Well, Jean Stapleton’s husband Bill Putch found out about the date and place, and showed up uninvited. Looking back on the pictures from that day, I realize that John represents the closest we had to family outside the family. Except on TV and the big screen, I hadn’t seen Jean in years, but today I mourn her passing, and celebrate her for the decades of thought-provoking and comedic performances as an actress, and for the kindness and mentorship that she shared with our family.

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will include a question about Jean Stapleton, favorite sports, as well as a variety of other topics: household appliances, Billy the Kid, people whose last names starts with H, monsters and such, keeping up with the Jones’s, Tom Toms, mononyms, Harris polls, Texas, teeth, Frederick Douglass, fireworks, two and a half syllable words, calamari, mixed drinks (hello John!), TV shows that the kids like, gloominess, primates that teach classes, classical music (for Rachel), Italians, Scottish culture, testosterone in the 20s, Oscar-nominated films, authors of 21 best-sellers, alkanes, nuclear energy, basketball, QR codes, Spain, and Shakespeare.

See you tonight!

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

 

  1. Mottos and Slogans.    What brand of Scotch Whiskey uses the slogan “Keep Walking”?

 

  1. Internet Culture. Who bought Skype in 2011 for $8.5 billion?

 

  1. Newspaper Headlines.   The AP reported that protests against what Missouri-based company took place in at least 52 countries and 436 cities on Saturday?

 

  1. Four for Four.      Which three of the following are the actual names of species of duck? Saxony Duck, Shetland Duck, Silver Appleyard Duck, Snopes Duck.

 

  1. Mall Stores. According to CEO Mike Jeffries, what clothes retailer makes a point not to market to plus-sized women?

 

 

 

P.S. This coming Thursday night is Poetry Night!

 

The Poetry Night Reading Series is proud to welcome Rae Gouirand and Sarah Pape on Thursday, June 6th at 8 P.M. They will be performing at the John Natsoulas Gallery at 521 1st Street. In addition to poetry (perhaps), Gouirand and Pape will be reading from non-fiction prose.

 

Rae Gouirand’s first collection of poetry, Open Winter, was selected by Elaine Equi for the 2011 Bellday Prize, and won a 2012 Independent Publisher Book Award and the 2012 Eric Hoffer Book Award. Her new work has appeared most recently in American Poetry Review, PANK, Handsome, The BrooklynerGertrude, and The Gay & Lesbian Review Worldwide. An adjunct lecturer in the Department of English at UC-Davis, she has led numerous private and grant-funded workshops in poetry and prose throughout the region over the last decade (allonehum.wordpress.com).

 

Sarah Pape teaches English and works as the Managing Editor of Watershed Review at California State University, Chico. Her poetry and prose has recently been published in The California Prose DirectoryCalifornia NorthernThe Superstition ReviewThe Southeast ReviewHayden’s Ferry Review, and Cadence of Hooves: A Celebration of Horses. Her chapbook, Road Z, was published by Yarroway Mountain Press. Committed to community arts and literary collaboration, she is on the board of the 1078 Gallery and leads creative writing workshops.

 

Attendees are encouraged to arrive early at the John Natsoulas Gallery to secure a seat, and to sign up for a spot on the Open Mic list. The Poetry Night Reading Series, hosted by Andy Jones and produced by Leanne Watkins, occurs on the first and third Thursday of every month at the John Natsoulas Gallery.

Who: Rae Gouirand and Sarah Pape
What: The Poetry Night Reading Series
When: Thursday, June 6th at 8 P.M.
Where: John Natsoulas Gallery, 521 1st Street

Media Contact: Leanne Watkins

Email: leawatkins@ucdavis.edu
The John Natsoulas Gallery 530-756-3938
www.poetryindavis.com

See the Facebook page for this event: https://www.facebook.com/events/419942004770174/
You are also invited to join the Poetry in Davis Facebook group mailing list:
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Dear Friends of the de Vere’s Irish Pub Pub Quiz,

Overworked and exhausted, I’m really looking forward to tonight’s Pub Quiz. As a friend told me today, it’s hard to be relaxed while screaming. As someone who doesn’t use caffeine or (much) sugar, I sometimes need a good scream or two to wake myself up and reconnect with the vital. As the artist Christo says, “The work of art is a scream of freedom.”

Tonight I will be screaming about Latin phrases, computer basics, New York, rivers, large-hearted people, schemers, people who were born the year I got married, snakes, demolitions, mature cells, towers, things that are “whack,” flowers, the deaths of ageless people, just behind Tolkien), Romans, sipping anger, wars, big numbers, NBA, Phoenix, favorite books, Scots, the iconic Dutch, six-syllable words, productive authors (e.g., Stephen King), Ted, Spaniards, a newspaper from 1997, and Shakespeare.

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P.S. Five Questions from last week:

 

10.       Great Americans.  Who before George H.W. Bush was the most recent vice-president to serve two full terms as vice-president (that is, 2,922 days)?

 

11.       Unusual Words. “Hoist” and “Fly” are two of the most common terms in the nomenclature of vexillology, which is the study of WHAT?

 

12.       Name the Decade. In what decade was The Great Gatsby written?

 

13.       Pop Culture – Television.    Who has NBC chosen to replace Jimmy Fallon as host of Late Night, the talk show that follows The Tonight Show at 12:35 a.m.?

 

14.       Pixar. In what city is Nemo found?

 

15.       Anagram.     Only one popular song stayed at #1 for five weeks during 1985. Its title is an anagram for the common phrase “LOWERED WREATH.” Name the song.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

The greatest benefit of my having hosted Pub Quizzes in Davis for the last several years has been all the friends I have made. I’ve joined Pub Quiz friends at films, picnics, dinners, and fundraisers, and during many unscheduled conversations at street-corners, bookstores, and art galleries. I enjoy being warmly greeted everywhere I go in Davis, usually by people I recognize.

One conversation after the last Poetry Night reminded me how much we tend to focus unduly – psychologists call it “perseverating” – on the topics or challenges that haunt us. I myself tend to forget individual pub quiz questions as soon as I conclude any particular week’s quiz. My reading in Zen Buddhism encourages me to have a “mind like water,” and thus not invest needless energy in what no longer concerns me. But some of you, I have learned, continue to remember and talk about missed pub quiz questions long after the prizes have been awarded. I know this feeling. Was Connie Chung the first female network anchor? I should know, for I was asked this question at a Pub Quiz about ten years ago, and I still remember where we sat as we agonized over the possible answers. Today, by contrast, I might ask such a question, and forget the answer a week or two later.

One Pub Quiz regular at this Poetry Night after-party brought up with alarming confidence the exact wording of questions I had asked one, six, or twelve months ago. He wanted to know how I researched and wrote my questions. I used a line from my father-in-law: “Well, one reads a certain amount.” But the truer answer comes more from my work as a poet than my work as a researcher and scholar. The poet is well-practiced at thinking associatively, of imagining the possible array of tangentially relevant associations to any particular word, person, or idea. To exemplify, I pointed out to him the basketball player Stephen Curry who was playing on the TV screen behind him. Curry, of course, reminded me of Indian food, of India, of Nehru jackets, of Ringo singing “Octopus’ Garden” and of the Indus River. I don’t know if he was playing close attention, but all these topics came up in the subsequent Pub Quizzes at de Vere’s, all prompted by a fleeting glance of Stephen Curry. A Quizmaster practices receptivity: Emerson spoke in Nature of the Transparent Eyeball, while Henry James said that a novelist is “one on whom nothing is lost.” Mostly I just pay attention, even if that means looking up from a screen from time to time, as I encourage you to do.

To practice associative and fairy-tale logic, I also read a poem both before bed and before writing the pub quiz, such as this one by MacArthur Fellow A.E. Stallings:

 

Fairy-tale Logic

 

Fairy tales are full of impossible tasks:

Gather the chin hairs of a man-eating goat,

Or cross a sulphuric lake in a leaky boat,

Select the prince from a row of identical masks,

Tiptoe up to a dragon where it basks

And snatch its bone; count dust specks, mote by mote,

Or learn the phone directory by rote.

Always it’s impossible what someone asks—

 

You have to fight magic with magic. You have to believe

That you have something impossible up your sleeve,

The language of snakes, perhaps, an invisible cloak,

An army of ants at your beck, or a lethal joke,

The will to do whatever must be done:

Marry a monster. Hand over your firstborn son.

 

In addition to a topic mentioned above, tonight’s Pub Quiz will include questions about air travel, storage, ABC News, Tony Stark, Dr. Seuss, coinage, English composers, NFL history, tropical trees, bones, 2,922-day terms of service, things that fly, Australia, hit films, Cuba, lowered wreathes, unusual sports, founding fathers, warriors, big rocks, chasing summer, electrifying men, Oedipal struggles that are not really sports, dummies, Dallas, canaries, mahogany, Shakespeare, and firstborn sons.

 

I hope you can join us for the fun this evening.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

1.         Mottos and Slogans.    What California organization reminds us to “Slow for the Cone Zone”?

 

2.         Internet Culture. The open source web application framework sometimes nicknamed RAILS runs on the Ruby programming language. What is the full three-word name of this web application framework?

 

3.         Newspaper Headlines.   According to a decision announced Saturday, girls will be allowed to play sports in private schools for the first time in what country with a population of 29 million people?

 

4.         Four for Four.    Which of the following, if any, were named after the Italian explorer Marco Polo? The airport in Venice, a swimming pool game in which the child who is “IT” pretends to keep his eyes closed, a Special Administrative Region of the People’s Republic of China, a species of sheep.

 

5.         Film Franchises. Released in your lifetime, what four-film film franchise starred Alexa Vega as Carmen Cortez and Daryl Sabara as Juni Cortez?

 

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P.S. The prose writer Lynn Freed will be headlining Poetry Night at the John Natsoulas Gallery this coming Thursday. A creative writing professor at UC Davis, Lynn Freed is a South African writer and novelist whose work has appeared in The New York Times, Ploughshares, Vogue, The Washington Post, Newsweek, The Atlantic Monthly, Tin House, and The New Yorker. Her short story “Sunshine” won the 2011 PEN/O. Henry Prize, the nation’s highest honor for short fiction, and her story “Ma: A Memoir” was performed on NPR’s Selected Shorts. Several of her novels, as well as her collection of stories, The Curse of the Appropriate Man, have appeared on The New York Times “Notable Books of the Year” list.

Lynn Freed will be reading this coming Thursday, May 16th at 8 PM at the John Natsoulas Gallery. The open mic starts at 9, and the after-party at de Vere’s at about 10. Add yourself to the Facebook event at https://www.facebook.com/events/305985849531838/

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

As someone who has been teaching writing at UC Davis for more than 20 years, I have great faith in the practice of writing as a means of edification and transformation, a means of becoming who we wish to be. If we agree with Socrates’ statement that “an unexamined life is not worth living,” then writing because existentially necessary, for it is the way (outside of a therapist’s office) that most of us conduct such self-examinations, even if we don’t realize it at the time.

As the father of a wordless son with Autism, I am grateful for the opportunity to turn off my fast-connecting and fast-processing problem-solving brain on weekends, and spend some time on a walk, in the park, or on some other adventure in unconcerning activities that might have caused Socrates concern. My weekend respite is both the reason I can do so much over the course of any particular week, as well as a reason why I must scramble during the week in order to accomplish it all. These Monday morning stints of writing for you, in the form of these oddly-titled newsletters that I publish on The Davis Patch, represent my re-entry into a thinking person’s world. On Mondays I am suddenly required to make sense in a first draft, and perhaps to make sense of my previous weekend, or even of myself. As E.L. Doctorow once said, “Writers are not just people who sit down and write.  They hazard themselves.  Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.”

One of my favorite local authors often attends our Pub Quiz, which makes sense because before he hit the big time as the creator of Dismas Hardy and many other endearing literary characters, he used to augment his income with game show winnings. I think that would be a much more pleasant way to earn writer’s time than, say, filling out applications for fellowships at various writers’ retreats sponsored by small colleges and other non-profit organizations. I mention this because the author in question, John Lescroart, has a book coming out tomorrow titled The Ophelia Cut, and he deserves props for his productivity, and all the work he does to keep his readers entertained (and reflective). John will be feted at an event tomorrow evening at the nearby Odd Fellows Hall (415 2nd Street). Capital Public Radio’s Donna Apidone will be hosting the event, which will include appetizers, live music, and a brief reading and book signing by Lescroart himself. If you care about writing and writers, as I do, perhaps I will see you tomorrow night at this event, or at one of the other readings and book-signings as John launches his 24th novel, The Ophelia Cut.

Tonight’s Pub Quiz will feature talk of writers and writing, including a question about an American novelist born in the 19th century (so that excludes John Lescroart). Expect also questions about cones and rails, women in sports, famous Italians, film franchises, cruelty, pianos, Marx, human villains, mononyms, basketball, medical terms that you should know even if you have no doctors on your team, John Kenneth Galbraith, unforced errors, youth, Twitter, football, keys, Nosey yogis, musketeers, democracies, London trains, millionaire actors who once attended Julliard, romantic comedies that may appeal to your demographic, words that start with the letter M, Victorians, famous sophomores, and the plays of William Shakespeare. There will be three musical questions this evening, one of them the anagram.

I hope to see you tonight. You might do better on the Quiz if you were to reflect on the topics mentioned above. Consider doing so with a pen in your hand.

 

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Here are five questions from last week’s quiz:

 

1.         Internet Culture: Internet Memes. What television personality famously and repeatedly said “We’ll do it live”?

 

2.         Newspaper Headlines.   Of the 20 best-read cities in the US (according to Amazon.com), only one California city makes the list, and, shockingly, it’s not Davis. Name the California city.

 

3.         Pop Culture – Music. What country music start who passed away recently appeared often on the TV show Hee Haw, as well as on 150 albums?

 

4.         Four for Four.      Which of the following counties, if any, border part of Yolo County? Amador, Colusa, Napa, Solano.

 

5.         Sports.   What athlete has been on the cover of Sports Illustrated the most times, at 50?